hiddenlex:

bestnatesmithever:

karenfelloutofbedagain:

theunknown-abyss:

Louis CK on our culture on dating

I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAN.

'Ugh, I hope this one's nice'

I may or may not have referenced this joke when making a point today. 

"It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."

Mark Twain (via maxkirin)

"But the Hebrew word, the word timshel—‘Thou mayest’— that gives a choice. It might be the most important word in the world. That says the way is open. That throws it right back on a man. For if ‘Thou mayest’—it is also true that ‘Thou mayest not."

― John Steinbeck |  East of Eden  (via nostabbingwednesdays)

(Source: speioritur)

shouldnt:

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

human puppy

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

ilikeyellowbananas:

pizza-omelette:

you’re such an ass catdad

Ohmygod this is hilarious

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

(Source: deanwincherter)

deanwinchester-thedisneyprincess:

kaitlyncreates:

Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.

cherpes

(Source: florabon)